The United States is a huge piece of land and not all of it is fun and dandy. In fact, there are some pretty miserable places to live in the U.S. and lots of reasons why. From cities with awful weather and ugly residents to cities with high bestiality and low libido, here are the 11 most miserable places in the U.S. ever.
1.Anchorage, Alaska - Most Bear Attacks:In the summer of 2008, there were three maulings in Anchorage that provoked residents to start hunting bears down. For those that don't know (which is most of us, because who really goes to Alaska?), Anchorage is right next door to Chugach State Park, home to over 300 brown and black bears.
2.Cape Disappointment, Washington - Foggiest: Since Washington is one of the most overcast states in the country, it's no surprise that its residents have named towns all over the state with deeply depressing names. The most depressing name of all though has to go to Cape Disappointment whose very existence implicates a huge letdown.
3.Corpus Christi, Texas - Baldest Men: Corpus Christi residents are sadly buying the most Rogaine and getting the most hair transplants in the entire country.
4.Greensboro, North Carolina - Most Impotent: Greensboro is home to the third largest cigarette manufacturer in the country and you can bet that residents there light up often. And much to the Greensboro men's chagrin, smoking increases the possibility of erectile dysfunction, giving the population there a good reason to be named the most impotent people in the country.
5.Iowa City, Iowa - Most Successful Writers: The prestigious two-year Writers' Workshop program is celebrating its 75th anniversary this year. Famous authors such as Flannery O'Connor, Kurt Vonnegut and Philip Roth were accepted by the program before publishing award-winning works. The workshop continues to attract the most talented writers, such as Nam Le.
6.La Crosse, Wisconsin - Most Binge Drinking: Not only is La Crosse renown for its drinking culture (Oktoberfest has been celebrated here for the last 50 years) but there are rumors of a serial k****r drowning 20-year-old college males in the Mississippi River.
7.Lexington, Kentucky - Least Sex: Lexington is the U.S. city having the most trouble getting it on.
8.Panama City, Florida - Highest Divorce Rate:Moving to a beach city doesn't always guarantee happiness. Take for instance Panama City, a city in Northern Florida that has a 15.5% divorce rate, with 994 filings for divorce in 2008 and 1066 in 2009.
9.Philadelphia, Pennsylvania - Ugliest People: Beauty may be a relative concept but Travel + Leisure Magazine conducted a survey that was answered by 60,000 readers, who voted Philadephia's residents as the ugliest in America. *immature laughter abound*
10.Pierce and Whatcom Counties, Washington - Most Bestiality: Washington's cloudy weather and rainy days have its bored residents desperately searching for something to do. Sometimes, boredom can get a bit unsavory.
11.Sevier County, Utah - Most Online Porn Subscriptions: Harvard economics professor Benjamin Edelman tracked online porn subscriptions in the U.S. and found that ironically, Utah is the state with the highest number, particularly in Sevier County.